I'm off on holiday today, to VENICE for a week and then we go "somewhere in France" (suggestions for Chambre d'hotes are welcome) by motorcycle (BMW K1200RS).
Last year I had an ambitious out of office message quoting all the books I planned to read. This year I again have a number of books like one I never finished (The world is flat, A brief history of the twenty-first century), and old golf book (Golf in the Kingdom) and a 100% personalized book I got (printing on demand) where the main characters got my and my wife's names (even on the cover).
But my out of office message will be different, something along the lines of: If you miss me ... listen to some cool summer festival music on www.humoradio.be.
Ciao!